Kids in school think quickly>
09-29-2006, 03:38 PM
>>Kids in school think quickly>
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.>MARIA : Here it is!>TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?>CLASS : Maria!>___________________________________________ ________________>>TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?>FRANK : Because of the sign.>TEACHER : What sign?>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.">___________________________________________ ________________>TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the >floor?>JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!>__________________________________________ _________________>>TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?">GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L">TEACHER : No, that's wrong>GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!>______________________________________________ _____________>TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?>DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!>TEACHER : What are you talking about?>DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!>_______________________________________________ ____________>>TEACHER : Winnie, name one>important thing we have today that we>didn't have ten years ago.>WINNIE : Me!>______________________________________________ _____________>TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?>GOSS : Well, I'm a lot>closer to the ground than you are.>>____________________________________________ _______________>TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I.">MILLIE : I is...>TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am.">MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.">_______________________________________ ____________________>TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?>TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same >time.">__________________________________________ _________________>TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry>tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father>didn't punish him?">LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.>____________________________________________ _______________>TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before >eating?>SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good ********************************.>________________ ___________________________________________>TEACHE R : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as>your brother's. Did you copy his?>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;>____________________________________________ ______________>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when>people are no longer interested?>HAROLD : A teacher. !>
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